Colleges
Colleges are a lot like hot girls:
- You have only one chance to impress them.
- You have no idea what they’re looking for.
- Colleges can admit you ;) reject you or string you out, like a backup plan in case their first choice didn’t work out.
Boys, Punctuation and Sound Effects
- Suraj: I really like how you branded MTG:M. Like, with a colon.
- Kareem: Colon...?
- Suraj: This one (points to ":" on the keyboard)
- Kareem: Oh you mean 'dot dot'.
- Suraj & me: wtf.
- Suraj: So what's a semicolon?
- Kareem: 'dot waaw'.
- Suraj: Wow that actually makes sense.
- Me: wtf.
- Suraj: So what's "/"? Oh wait I know! 'schuck'
- Kareem: You're getting the hang of this.
- Suraj: Yay! C'mon Louise you have to try this. Let's all try making a sound and we'll guess which punctuation symbol it refers to.
- Me: Okayyyy... 'taaat'
- Suraj & Kareem: Huh?
- Me: It's this one!! (points to "<")
- Suraj: That's not a 'taaat', that's a 'ch-PONG'!
CONGRATURATIONS
Malaysia.
